viridian-plains:

incompleteicarus:

Do you ever ‘wtf white people’ even though you are a white people.

kaseysellingseashells:

queerwashing:

if you give me a task with no deadline i will literally never do it but if you give me a deadline i will get it done exactly 1 hour before the deadline even if the deadline is in six years

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(Source: fyeahtaylor)

I am drunk. I had a large beverage that was like a quarter 40 proof liquer and 3 quarters beer. I am back to being a lightweight. Such a lightweight.

nothatkindofdoctor:

If she says no I volunteer

nothatkindofdoctor:

If she says no I volunteer

(Source: swanqueentfln)

deaneggsandsam:

do u ever just try to like hold everything in because you don’t wanna burden people with your problems and don’t want them to feel sorry for you but at the same time when no one can see that you’re depressed you just wanna yell to the world that you’re upset

(Source: deaneggsandsamonhiatus)

spideysass:

i’m tired of people saying lesbians hate men. that’s such bullshit. you don’t have to be a lesbian to hate men. everyone hates men

verily-thor:

christineismychapel:

poehlerfey:

YOU SPOIL THOR AND I WILL FIND YOU AND END YOU

Too late. I already bought him a new video game and a pony. His bed time is never.

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(Source: poehlergeistfey)

gigaguess:

robregal:

This is the proper reaction.

You can see the internal “Do I call him an idiot, or do I keep getting paid…?”

(Source: methmaker)

sexetc:

Can a game make menstruation less taboo? Play Tampon Run and see for yourself!

sexetc:

Can a game make menstruation less taboo? Play Tampon Run and see for yourself!